I'm posting this photo because I can. Hee!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
My Life's So Freakin' Exciting I don't Know What to Do
Ben finally trimmed his beard. I think it was mostly because it was getting in his mouth while he was trying to sleep. He won't let me cut his hair yet, though. I have trimmed it around the ears and in back to help stave off the Chevy Chase look, but he wouldn't let me touch the top. I'm not horrible at cutting hair, but it definitely looks a lot better when I use the clippers. I begged him to go to a professional, for once, just this once, but he was satisfied with the crap job I did. I'm telling you, Ben hasn't been to a barber in over eight years. I honestly think that if something were to happen to me, say my arms fell off or I went quadriplegic or something, he would cut his own hair just to keep from going.
I used to go to the barber college in town because they only charged five bucks. The peon trainees all wear white and the supervisors wear black, so I always mentally refer to them as storm troopers and Darth Vader. They usually do okay, even though they take forever and I nearly ready to explode out of the chair by the time Darth Vader comes to make sure they did a decent job. But the last time I went the guy cut my hair crooked where the hair on the left side of my face was longer than that on my right. I pointed it out to Darth Vader after she approved the obviously botched job. She quickly snipped a few strands of hair until she was satisfied and still managed to not fix it. So I swore them off, never to return. Now I pay an extra six bucks for the privilege of not going insane whilst suppressing the urge to smack someone.
Today I woke up early and really really wanted to stay in bed. But it was my turn to teach joy school, so that meant I had to get all my crap together since I was lazy last night and didn't get finished with everything. It's not that big a deal, they're only three and four year olds, they don't know I suck at teaching. But then there's the whole guilt thing. I've been really lucky so far, as each time it was my turn to teach there was a field trip or we had to practice for the Christmas thingy, so I've always had at least one other parent there. Today was my first solo job. Six little kids all by myself. It went well and I didn't even have to bribe them with candy or anything.
Henry's been playing a lot of Lego Star Wars to the point where it's like pulling teeth getting him to stop. We're talking wrestling the controller from his sweaty little hands and carrying him bodily out of the room. While he's kicking and screaming at the top of his lungs. I'm very grateful that we've got the game machines in the spare room, which remains locked at all times when he's not in there playing games. I remembered a few days ago that I had some Legos in a box somewhere so I fetched them (a feat accomplished by quite a bit of rummaging through tons of jumbled boxes and crap crammed in the attic) and introduced them to Henry. He loved them at first sight and instead of me having to yank him off the Nintendo to eat dinner, I had to forcefully separate him from the Legos. This afternoon he bugged the crap out of me demanding that I help him build stuff, so I casually asked him if he'd like to play the game instead (I'm a horrible rotten mother) and he said no. Although I was thoroughly sick and tired of playing with Legos by that point, I recognized a miracle when I saw it, and figured I'd better sacrifice for the better good.
I used to go to the barber college in town because they only charged five bucks. The peon trainees all wear white and the supervisors wear black, so I always mentally refer to them as storm troopers and Darth Vader. They usually do okay, even though they take forever and I nearly ready to explode out of the chair by the time Darth Vader comes to make sure they did a decent job. But the last time I went the guy cut my hair crooked where the hair on the left side of my face was longer than that on my right. I pointed it out to Darth Vader after she approved the obviously botched job. She quickly snipped a few strands of hair until she was satisfied and still managed to not fix it. So I swore them off, never to return. Now I pay an extra six bucks for the privilege of not going insane whilst suppressing the urge to smack someone.
Today I woke up early and really really wanted to stay in bed. But it was my turn to teach joy school, so that meant I had to get all my crap together since I was lazy last night and didn't get finished with everything. It's not that big a deal, they're only three and four year olds, they don't know I suck at teaching. But then there's the whole guilt thing. I've been really lucky so far, as each time it was my turn to teach there was a field trip or we had to practice for the Christmas thingy, so I've always had at least one other parent there. Today was my first solo job. Six little kids all by myself. It went well and I didn't even have to bribe them with candy or anything.
Henry's been playing a lot of Lego Star Wars to the point where it's like pulling teeth getting him to stop. We're talking wrestling the controller from his sweaty little hands and carrying him bodily out of the room. While he's kicking and screaming at the top of his lungs. I'm very grateful that we've got the game machines in the spare room, which remains locked at all times when he's not in there playing games. I remembered a few days ago that I had some Legos in a box somewhere so I fetched them (a feat accomplished by quite a bit of rummaging through tons of jumbled boxes and crap crammed in the attic) and introduced them to Henry. He loved them at first sight and instead of me having to yank him off the Nintendo to eat dinner, I had to forcefully separate him from the Legos. This afternoon he bugged the crap out of me demanding that I help him build stuff, so I casually asked him if he'd like to play the game instead (I'm a horrible rotten mother) and he said no. Although I was thoroughly sick and tired of playing with Legos by that point, I recognized a miracle when I saw it, and figured I'd better sacrifice for the better good.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Henry's Birthday
Henry turned four today. I'd been coaching him for a week now and was gratified this morning when after I asked him how old he was, he was able to respond correctly. Now if I could just get him to hold a crayon for more that two seconds I'd have him writing his name in no time.
There was a Valentine's Day play group at church this morning. Henry ate two frosting crusted cookies studded with various candies and sprinkles. Being the pig that I am, I was unable to resist eating one myself. Then when we got home, I confiscated the cookies and candy from his Valentines bag, knowing he'd eat them all given half a chance. I made his birthday cake and of course he had to sample the cake batter, and yes, I did, too. Then I had to ice the cake and Henry had a lick or two, and yet again, I indulged myself. After the momentous candle extinguishing ceremony we all had some cake. Now Henry's playing video games and I'm sitting here trying to think about not barfing.
Certain video games, for some reason, nauseate me. I like the picture to be as steady as possible. I used to play a lot of video games back in high school and was astonished one day when playing Wolfenstine made me sick as a dog. If it's in first person perspective it only take a minute or so before I have to walk away. I can't even watch home movies for more than five minutes at a stretch or I'll be so sick... Ugh. Henry got three games for his birthday. Two "Monkey Ball" games and "Lego Star Wars." Of course he had to play them as soon as he ripped off the wrapping paper. And I had to watch/participate. It's not so bad, the first twenty minutes or so, but then there's a fast paced racing part whereupon my brain and stomach immediately conspired against me and I had to hand the controller over to Ben and extricate myself from the room. It doesn't help that I've already hit my sugar saturation point. Even hearing the stupid video game music makes me want to hurl.
Ben says this weakness is one of my few flaws. I see it as a simple solution to what would otherwise be a lifetime of playing first person perspective shooting games with him.
There was a Valentine's Day play group at church this morning. Henry ate two frosting crusted cookies studded with various candies and sprinkles. Being the pig that I am, I was unable to resist eating one myself. Then when we got home, I confiscated the cookies and candy from his Valentines bag, knowing he'd eat them all given half a chance. I made his birthday cake and of course he had to sample the cake batter, and yes, I did, too. Then I had to ice the cake and Henry had a lick or two, and yet again, I indulged myself. After the momentous candle extinguishing ceremony we all had some cake. Now Henry's playing video games and I'm sitting here trying to think about not barfing.
Certain video games, for some reason, nauseate me. I like the picture to be as steady as possible. I used to play a lot of video games back in high school and was astonished one day when playing Wolfenstine made me sick as a dog. If it's in first person perspective it only take a minute or so before I have to walk away. I can't even watch home movies for more than five minutes at a stretch or I'll be so sick... Ugh. Henry got three games for his birthday. Two "Monkey Ball" games and "Lego Star Wars." Of course he had to play them as soon as he ripped off the wrapping paper. And I had to watch/participate. It's not so bad, the first twenty minutes or so, but then there's a fast paced racing part whereupon my brain and stomach immediately conspired against me and I had to hand the controller over to Ben and extricate myself from the room. It doesn't help that I've already hit my sugar saturation point. Even hearing the stupid video game music makes me want to hurl.
Ben says this weakness is one of my few flaws. I see it as a simple solution to what would otherwise be a lifetime of playing first person perspective shooting games with him.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Adventures in Dryer Shopping
So I got online to dryer shop, since I decided it wasn't worth the hassle of repairing the old one and then have something else break a short time later, as this thing came used with the house and we've been here four years already. I found one pretty cheap at Home Depot, so Saturday we went to check it out. We decided to buy it and found out it'd be after February before they could deliver it to us. Then they said we could buy one at the store and rent a truck from them and take it home ourselves. We opted for that, seeing how we were running low on underwear. Then when we finally got the dryer to the counter to rent the truck, they told us the truck was in the shop. I'm standing there, irritated beyond belief, trying very hard not to roll my eyes. It can't be easy. You just can't walk into a store, find what you want, buy it and actually get it home in one day. I went ahead and paid for it and had them hold it for me, being the optimist of the family, I figured someone would loan us a truck. Ben was pissed, of course. He can't stand paying for something and not having it in his possession, but not having voiced his concerns at the time of purchase (he was, after all, standing right there when I whipped out the debit card), I had no way of knowing that. So Ben's griping about paying for something we can't get home and I'm getting irritated because to me it's no big deal. I told him to ask the neighbor if he could borrow his truck, but Ben didn't want to because he thinks the neighbor will hate him or something because he only goes over there when he needs a favor, etc. To make a long story short, he finally slunk out of the house when I wasn't looking and went over there and came back meekly with the key to the neighbor's truck. I gave him a kiss and sent him off for the dryer.
After we had the old dryer on the curb and the new one in place we cranked it up for a test run. And it wouldn't start. Then Ben thought for a moment asked me if I flipped the breaker after the old dryer sparked up and died.
Do what now?
Okay, so flipping the breaker magically made the new dryer work and we looked at each other, neither of us daring to ask the all important question: was the old dryer really dead. Then I insisted, "There were sparks! I saw them!"
We went outside and carried the old dryer from the curb down to the basement. For just in case.
After we had the old dryer on the curb and the new one in place we cranked it up for a test run. And it wouldn't start. Then Ben thought for a moment asked me if I flipped the breaker after the old dryer sparked up and died.
Do what now?
Okay, so flipping the breaker magically made the new dryer work and we looked at each other, neither of us daring to ask the all important question: was the old dryer really dead. Then I insisted, "There were sparks! I saw them!"
We went outside and carried the old dryer from the curb down to the basement. For just in case.
Friday, January 25, 2008
The Southern Dialect
I grew up here in North Carolina but I've lost most of my southern accent since serving a mission in Utah and moving to _______, a town renowned for it's abundance of Yankee transplants, so even though I live in the south I don't hear the southern accent much unless I go visit my parents and sisters. Monday I went to my sister's and Henry played all day with his cousins. The next day he asked me what something was except he said, "what's tha-yut?" I felt duty bound to correct him and told him that the "a" in "that" was not a dipthong (a double vowel sound) no matter how his cousins pronounced it. Yes, this went over well with a three year old, but I had fun saying it. It was funny though. If we lived an hour in any direction we'd sound just as redneck as everyone else.
Don't think I hold any disdain for the southern accent. I have a special place in my heart for y'all and ain't and all that. I think it's hilarious that my nieces and nephews sound more southern than their mother, and she's way more southern than me. I have a feeling once they get older and start watching more TV they'll lose a lot of that accent. I don't see it as necessarily a good thing, or a bad. That's just the way it is. In a couple years they will probably sound just like the kids on those teenybopper shows on the Disney channel. The homogenization of the American dialect. Oh, well.
Ah yes, I almost forgot to mention that Book Club was canceled. My first thought was that it was because of the "inclement" weather we had Saturday. North Carolina occasionally has some snow and when that happens it brings this whole place to it knees, simply because there's never enough trucks to sand and deice the roads because no one can justify the expense of maintaining all that stuff for winter weather that rarely occurs. Anyway, the snow we got was pathetic and barely stuck to anything, so that wasn't it. And it obviously wasn't because the book club host was embarrassed about the book. Turns out her kids were sick. I was really disappointed, mainly because I wanted to trash the book a little. I guess I wouldn't have gotten much entertainment from it anyway, since romance novels by definition are flimsy, predictable, and chock full of stock characters. Since this was the only "smut novel" I've actually read all the way through (Maggie tried in vain many years ago to get me interested in Romances), I turned to my sister to determine if the ending was typical, which she said it was, having read it a long time ago, and remembered it being not one of her better reads-- she does have pretty low standards, I have to admit. I could write one, granted it would really suck, but it'd have all the right elements down to the gruff male love interest who, after a chaotic climax, takes the heroine in arms and barks, "Kiss me, you hussy!"
Don't think I hold any disdain for the southern accent. I have a special place in my heart for y'all and ain't and all that. I think it's hilarious that my nieces and nephews sound more southern than their mother, and she's way more southern than me. I have a feeling once they get older and start watching more TV they'll lose a lot of that accent. I don't see it as necessarily a good thing, or a bad. That's just the way it is. In a couple years they will probably sound just like the kids on those teenybopper shows on the Disney channel. The homogenization of the American dialect. Oh, well.
Ah yes, I almost forgot to mention that Book Club was canceled. My first thought was that it was because of the "inclement" weather we had Saturday. North Carolina occasionally has some snow and when that happens it brings this whole place to it knees, simply because there's never enough trucks to sand and deice the roads because no one can justify the expense of maintaining all that stuff for winter weather that rarely occurs. Anyway, the snow we got was pathetic and barely stuck to anything, so that wasn't it. And it obviously wasn't because the book club host was embarrassed about the book. Turns out her kids were sick. I was really disappointed, mainly because I wanted to trash the book a little. I guess I wouldn't have gotten much entertainment from it anyway, since romance novels by definition are flimsy, predictable, and chock full of stock characters. Since this was the only "smut novel" I've actually read all the way through (Maggie tried in vain many years ago to get me interested in Romances), I turned to my sister to determine if the ending was typical, which she said it was, having read it a long time ago, and remembered it being not one of her better reads-- she does have pretty low standards, I have to admit. I could write one, granted it would really suck, but it'd have all the right elements down to the gruff male love interest who, after a chaotic climax, takes the heroine in arms and barks, "Kiss me, you hussy!"
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Sigh...
Well, the dryer just crapped out on me. I was starting it up when it made a popping sound and some sparks flew out of the dial. Luckily I only had a load of blankets and a few towels, which can be hung up from the shower curtain rods in the bathrooms. I'd hang them from the deck but it's only twenty or so degrees outside. Terrific timing...
I love it when major appliances break. Like last time when the washer died in the middle of a load of puked on clothes. I really wasn't looking forward to buying a new dryer. Sure, it's been acting up for the last few months, i.e., the start button was stuck and I had to leave the dryer door open when I wanted it to stay off. It was a small inconvenience, since I could never leave the house with the dryer running, but at least I could still get the laundry done. I really would have preferred the dishwasher to break. It's much older and rusty and on it's last leg. Actually the best thing would be to sell the house and move into a new, fully furnished one. One furnished with a maid.
Oh, well.
Ben will probably be quite annoyed at the news. I was preparing for the months of nagging required to get him motivated to redo one of the bathrooms (our house is a fixer upper and we haven't been doing much fixing-up lately). Now with the dryer dead we'll have to spend the money on a new one, and the bathroom will continue to be hideous. Whatever inspired people to decorate with brown fake-brick vinyl flooring?
I love it when major appliances break. Like last time when the washer died in the middle of a load of puked on clothes. I really wasn't looking forward to buying a new dryer. Sure, it's been acting up for the last few months, i.e., the start button was stuck and I had to leave the dryer door open when I wanted it to stay off. It was a small inconvenience, since I could never leave the house with the dryer running, but at least I could still get the laundry done. I really would have preferred the dishwasher to break. It's much older and rusty and on it's last leg. Actually the best thing would be to sell the house and move into a new, fully furnished one. One furnished with a maid.
Oh, well.
Ben will probably be quite annoyed at the news. I was preparing for the months of nagging required to get him motivated to redo one of the bathrooms (our house is a fixer upper and we haven't been doing much fixing-up lately). Now with the dryer dead we'll have to spend the money on a new one, and the bathroom will continue to be hideous. Whatever inspired people to decorate with brown fake-brick vinyl flooring?
Tagged? What the crap?!
Alright, Sally. I'll comply. Here's the stupid list:
Jobs I've had:
Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Napoleon Dynamite, UHF, Tommy Boy, Elf, plus a myriad of Disney Cartoons
Places I've lived:
San Marcos, California; Salt Lake City, Utah; Rupert, Idaho; Pocatello, Idaho
North Carolina: Greensboro, Kernersville, Walnut Cove, Colfax, Ramseur, Raleigh, Cary
Places I want to visit:
All seven continents (like that's ever going to happen), the US states I haven't been to: Alaska, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnasota, Wisconsin, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Louisiana, Rhode Island, and Delaware. Well, maybe not Delaware.
Places I have visited:
Great Smokey Mountains, Grand Tetons, Rocky Mountains, Grand Canyon, Sequoia National Forest, Redwood Forest, Death Valley, Niagara Falls, that place in Canada right across from Niagara Falls, Painted Desert, Petrified Forest, The entire length of Interstate 40 from California to North Carolina, various Civil War battlefield sites (not all voluntarily, thanks to Mom and Dad's reenacting hobby), Tijuana, Mexico, Disney Land, Disney World, etc.
TV shows I watch:
The Simpsons, Futurama, Jeopardy, The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, King of the Hill (sometimes), Family Guy (sometimes), the news.
Websites I visit:
Among the many I won't bother listing: Fark, google, wikipedia, rottentomatoes, youtube, etc.
Hope you're happy. :)
Jobs I've had:
- Factory work: box maker, order picker, parts inspector, re-reeler (an amazingly boring job way too complicated to explain), pin inserter, insulated electrical wire spooler.
- Office work: receptionist, data entry, insurance claims clerk
- Peon minimum wage work: grocery store cashier, Pizza Hut pizza maker, dishwasher, state-employed gofer/busy-worker
- House slave: dishwasher, laundress, janitor, handy-woman, grounds keeper, nanny
Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Napoleon Dynamite, UHF, Tommy Boy, Elf, plus a myriad of Disney Cartoons
Places I've lived:
San Marcos, California; Salt Lake City, Utah; Rupert, Idaho; Pocatello, Idaho
North Carolina: Greensboro, Kernersville, Walnut Cove, Colfax, Ramseur, Raleigh, Cary
Places I want to visit:
All seven continents (like that's ever going to happen), the US states I haven't been to: Alaska, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnasota, Wisconsin, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Louisiana, Rhode Island, and Delaware. Well, maybe not Delaware.
Places I have visited:
Great Smokey Mountains, Grand Tetons, Rocky Mountains, Grand Canyon, Sequoia National Forest, Redwood Forest, Death Valley, Niagara Falls, that place in Canada right across from Niagara Falls, Painted Desert, Petrified Forest, The entire length of Interstate 40 from California to North Carolina, various Civil War battlefield sites (not all voluntarily, thanks to Mom and Dad's reenacting hobby), Tijuana, Mexico, Disney Land, Disney World, etc.
TV shows I watch:
The Simpsons, Futurama, Jeopardy, The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, King of the Hill (sometimes), Family Guy (sometimes), the news.
Websites I visit:
Among the many I won't bother listing: Fark, google, wikipedia, rottentomatoes, youtube, etc.
Hope you're happy. :)
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Something to do with genetics
For Christmas Ben's mom got me a one month subscription to ancestry.com. It turned out to be a nice gift because I enjoy that sort of thing and I actually found a lot of useful information. Ben thought it was funny when his father's parents found out that they are fourth cousins once removed. Then again, I found it hilarious that Ben and I are almost related: one of my great-something grandmothers is the illegitimate daughter of a guy whose family one of Ben's great-something uncles married into. It's a small world after all.
At Christmas Henry got the starring role of Joseph in the Joy School Christmas pageant. He actually memorized his lines: "Can I have a room?" Keeping him in costume was a bit of a trial, though. I just got a nice photo of Henry actually sitting still (without being parked in front of a TV!) in his pillowcase/old bed sheet costume I threw together. Another Christmas miracle.
January's Book club meeting is coming up next Monday. This month's book was "The Grand Sophy," a romance novel written back in the 50's. (This book was chosen for a quick read over the holidays, not for it's intellectual content.) When the title was announced along with the name of the author, Georgette Heyer, a little bell went off in my head (beneath a peal of derisive laughter I wisely kept to myself-- yes, I hate cheap romances). My mother had a whole drawerful of Georgette Heyer books when I was a teenager, and I was pretty sure I'd seen my sister Maggie reading that very title, as I had a terrible habit of making fun of Maggie's reading choices. I asked Maggie to look for it next time she was at Mom and Dad's and sure enough, she found it. So I got to read it without the ignominious burden of requesting one of the few copies available in the county library system. I must say, while not being quite as horrible a read as I previously imagined, I did have a hard time time slogging through it, caring about the characters, believing some of the improbable scenarios, etc. I'm interested to see if what if at all can be said about the book, as I certainly haven't anything in mind.
At Christmas Henry got the starring role of Joseph in the Joy School Christmas pageant. He actually memorized his lines: "Can I have a room?" Keeping him in costume was a bit of a trial, though. I just got a nice photo of Henry actually sitting still (without being parked in front of a TV!) in his pillowcase/old bed sheet costume I threw together. Another Christmas miracle.
January's Book club meeting is coming up next Monday. This month's book was "The Grand Sophy," a romance novel written back in the 50's. (This book was chosen for a quick read over the holidays, not for it's intellectual content.) When the title was announced along with the name of the author, Georgette Heyer, a little bell went off in my head (beneath a peal of derisive laughter I wisely kept to myself-- yes, I hate cheap romances). My mother had a whole drawerful of Georgette Heyer books when I was a teenager, and I was pretty sure I'd seen my sister Maggie reading that very title, as I had a terrible habit of making fun of Maggie's reading choices. I asked Maggie to look for it next time she was at Mom and Dad's and sure enough, she found it. So I got to read it without the ignominious burden of requesting one of the few copies available in the county library system. I must say, while not being quite as horrible a read as I previously imagined, I did have a hard time time slogging through it, caring about the characters, believing some of the improbable scenarios, etc. I'm interested to see if what if at all can be said about the book, as I certainly haven't anything in mind.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Grizzly Tilley
Okay, so Ben's growing a beard again. He does this every winter under the delusion (one he willingly acknowledges) that facial hair will keep him warm. I try to tell him that that's what sweaters are for but it hardly dissuades him so I don't know why I even bother. It's not that I'm opposed to Ben having facial hair; I think he looks okay with a neatly trimmed beard. Unfortunately he isn't much into grooming the thing. At least not this year. He hasn't even trimmed it yet and he started it in November. He did let me trim his hair, though, so he doesn't quite look homeless, more like a slightly unkempt Amish man. You'd think he'd buy a clue when a friend at church compared him to the red-headed train engineer from the "Polar Express" movie. I've had to remind him not to twist his beard hairs because he always forgets when he's done it and with his little beard dreadlocks he looks slightly psycho. Especially if he runs his fingers through his hair, as it tends to stick up ala the Unabomber. He says he's going to shave the beard off in March. At that time I'll be required to shave his head as well, in preparation of summer (he says), but I know he just likes doing that for the shock value.
Well, it turns out I was a little wrong about Henry. I assumed that he'd forgotten about the Build-A-Bear bear, but he actually played with it some, which is saying something, as Henry's usually one to ignore stuffed animals and go for the toys that invite more violent play. As the photo demonstrates, Henry stripped Joe of his camouflage battle fatigues and employed him as a firefighter. He wouldn't deign to sleep with the bear that night, but instead made it comfortable in the closet with a pillow and blanket.
Henry has a habit of going "jungle," which is to say running around in nothing but underwear. I believe he was inspired by the "Jungle Book" cartoon. The other day Henry, in his jungle attire, donned his plastic knight armor from Halloween and announced that he was He-man. I suggested that He-man would be more comfortable in a t-shirt since it was winter and all, but Henry insisted that He-man had "naked muscles." That's one more thing I can thank Ben for: He-man. Ben and I had joked that we would brainwash Henry into liking the old toys that we had when we were kids to save money, etc., but sadly this has actually come to fruition. Ben's grandmother saved all of Ben's He-man toys, and now most of these have been passed on to Henry. Then Ben's mom gave Henry some of Ben's old books, three of which were all about He-man. Henry's fascination with He-man then skyrocketed and I was forced to read and reread the lame adventures He-man has as he battles the evil forces of Skeletor. To make matters worse, Ben's mom gave him a He-man DVD for Christmas. I have made it a house rule that Henry can only watch He-man with Daddy. That, and Transformers and G.I. Joe.
I was always annoyed when my mom would make fun of some of the TV shows I watched. For instance, once during an episode of Knight Rider when David Hasslehoff was fighting a bunch of black-clad ninjas, Mom commented on the unbelievability of the situation, but I was adamant that of course the Knight Rider could single handedly take on ninjas and there was no way that he would actually lose a fight. Now I find myself making sarcastic comments and rolling my eyes at the very cartoons I used to watch as a kid. I hope this means I'm not turning into my mom. Which means I probably am.
Well, it turns out I was a little wrong about Henry. I assumed that he'd forgotten about the Build-A-Bear bear, but he actually played with it some, which is saying something, as Henry's usually one to ignore stuffed animals and go for the toys that invite more violent play. As the photo demonstrates, Henry stripped Joe of his camouflage battle fatigues and employed him as a firefighter. He wouldn't deign to sleep with the bear that night, but instead made it comfortable in the closet with a pillow and blanket.
Henry has a habit of going "jungle," which is to say running around in nothing but underwear. I believe he was inspired by the "Jungle Book" cartoon. The other day Henry, in his jungle attire, donned his plastic knight armor from Halloween and announced that he was He-man. I suggested that He-man would be more comfortable in a t-shirt since it was winter and all, but Henry insisted that He-man had "naked muscles." That's one more thing I can thank Ben for: He-man. Ben and I had joked that we would brainwash Henry into liking the old toys that we had when we were kids to save money, etc., but sadly this has actually come to fruition. Ben's grandmother saved all of Ben's He-man toys, and now most of these have been passed on to Henry. Then Ben's mom gave Henry some of Ben's old books, three of which were all about He-man. Henry's fascination with He-man then skyrocketed and I was forced to read and reread the lame adventures He-man has as he battles the evil forces of Skeletor. To make matters worse, Ben's mom gave him a He-man DVD for Christmas. I have made it a house rule that Henry can only watch He-man with Daddy. That, and Transformers and G.I. Joe.
I was always annoyed when my mom would make fun of some of the TV shows I watched. For instance, once during an episode of Knight Rider when David Hasslehoff was fighting a bunch of black-clad ninjas, Mom commented on the unbelievability of the situation, but I was adamant that of course the Knight Rider could single handedly take on ninjas and there was no way that he would actually lose a fight. Now I find myself making sarcastic comments and rolling my eyes at the very cartoons I used to watch as a kid. I hope this means I'm not turning into my mom. Which means I probably am.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Fun-filled Family Outing
Okay, so I felt pressured into starting a blog (thanks Sal). So here it is. Hope that it's not too boring or anything.
Anyway, today being Saturday, having slept in and humored our laziness for most of the morning, Ben, Henry and I head out on an excursion to the mall. Henry got one of those gift cards from the "Build a Bear" store for Christmas and we figured we'd better go ahead and get that taken care of.
True to form, Henry exhibited very little interest in picking out a bear. He had more fun running around examining the various machines and bear primping stations. To speed things up a bit Ben picked out a koala bear and we stood in line for like half an hour waiting to have the thing stuffed. Every other time I've seen the place it's been literally deserted but today there were like a million kids in there with tour groups and family reunions, etc. Henry finally started to warm up to the idea, clutching the koala carcass and eagerly awaiting his turn at the stuffing machine, but we were behind this family with six or eight kids, and since the kids each had to step on the pedal themselves to work the machine, kiss the little hearts, jump up and down, make wishes and name the animals, it was taking a bit of time. "It's my turn now," Henry kept saying to the bear-stuffing guy, who already had a huge pile of animals in his lap. Luckily another machine opened up as this conga line of shrieking kids thundered by: "Stuff my bear!" So we got the bear stuffed, Henry got to cram in the little red heart, and dress it in military fatigues. The we waited in line to print up the birth certificate. Henry named it G.I. Joe and we stood in line to pay for it. Then Henry saw another bear and said, "I want that one. I want a knight bear." Of course, by then I was about to lose it because the entire time I've had to keep a death grip on his wrist to keep him from bolting and I've got an extremely low tolerance for sap. So when we got out of the store I checked my watch. An hour. It took an hour to stuff a stupid bear that he's already forgotten. Rahh! I mean, uh, that sure was fun. Witnessing the magical light in Henry's eyes as his precious koala was brought to life was well worth it.
Yeah, I know I'm coming across as a total jerk. Oh, well.
After that we had some quality dining at Salsarita's and I decided that we should make one more stop at Old Navy so I can use my gift card. Whilst I was perusing, Ben brought me the news that Henry escaped and was at large. This happens just about every time we go anywhere so I wasn't too concerned. I went one way while Ben went to guard the exit. About two seconds into my search I hear a distinctive Henry-sounding wail and there he is, stooped under a rack of coats with blood running down the side of his face. He had a little cut on the top of his head which, because it was a superficial scalp injury, had to bleed profusely so I walked him up front and got some napkins from a cashier. The cut stopped bleeding right away and the manager let us go in back where we could get cleaned up a little bit. Of course I was wearing a white shirt. I'm only wearing white when I'm eating spaghetti or my kid bleeds all over me.
Henry was slightly interested in the blood.
"Look Henry. I've got your blood all over my hand. This came from your head. Because you ran away and smacked your head on a coat rack. Are you going to run away from mommy again?"
"Yes."
Of course you are, you little weasel.
The nice lady gave Henry a piece of candy and a cold pack for his head and we left.
Yeah, what a day.
Anyway, today being Saturday, having slept in and humored our laziness for most of the morning, Ben, Henry and I head out on an excursion to the mall. Henry got one of those gift cards from the "Build a Bear" store for Christmas and we figured we'd better go ahead and get that taken care of.
True to form, Henry exhibited very little interest in picking out a bear. He had more fun running around examining the various machines and bear primping stations. To speed things up a bit Ben picked out a koala bear and we stood in line for like half an hour waiting to have the thing stuffed. Every other time I've seen the place it's been literally deserted but today there were like a million kids in there with tour groups and family reunions, etc. Henry finally started to warm up to the idea, clutching the koala carcass and eagerly awaiting his turn at the stuffing machine, but we were behind this family with six or eight kids, and since the kids each had to step on the pedal themselves to work the machine, kiss the little hearts, jump up and down, make wishes and name the animals, it was taking a bit of time. "It's my turn now," Henry kept saying to the bear-stuffing guy, who already had a huge pile of animals in his lap. Luckily another machine opened up as this conga line of shrieking kids thundered by: "Stuff my bear!" So we got the bear stuffed, Henry got to cram in the little red heart, and dress it in military fatigues. The we waited in line to print up the birth certificate. Henry named it G.I. Joe and we stood in line to pay for it. Then Henry saw another bear and said, "I want that one. I want a knight bear." Of course, by then I was about to lose it because the entire time I've had to keep a death grip on his wrist to keep him from bolting and I've got an extremely low tolerance for sap. So when we got out of the store I checked my watch. An hour. It took an hour to stuff a stupid bear that he's already forgotten. Rahh! I mean, uh, that sure was fun. Witnessing the magical light in Henry's eyes as his precious koala was brought to life was well worth it.
Yeah, I know I'm coming across as a total jerk. Oh, well.
After that we had some quality dining at Salsarita's and I decided that we should make one more stop at Old Navy so I can use my gift card. Whilst I was perusing, Ben brought me the news that Henry escaped and was at large. This happens just about every time we go anywhere so I wasn't too concerned. I went one way while Ben went to guard the exit. About two seconds into my search I hear a distinctive Henry-sounding wail and there he is, stooped under a rack of coats with blood running down the side of his face. He had a little cut on the top of his head which, because it was a superficial scalp injury, had to bleed profusely so I walked him up front and got some napkins from a cashier. The cut stopped bleeding right away and the manager let us go in back where we could get cleaned up a little bit. Of course I was wearing a white shirt. I'm only wearing white when I'm eating spaghetti or my kid bleeds all over me.
Henry was slightly interested in the blood.
"Look Henry. I've got your blood all over my hand. This came from your head. Because you ran away and smacked your head on a coat rack. Are you going to run away from mommy again?"
"Yes."
Of course you are, you little weasel.
The nice lady gave Henry a piece of candy and a cold pack for his head and we left.
Yeah, what a day.
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